| Author | Year | Venue |
| Peter Ustinov | 1974 | Corfield Hall 22nd February 1974 |
| Character | Actor |
|---|---|
| Lady Fitzbuttress | Eileen Emmett |
| Helga | Avril Gooding |
| Gen Sir Mallalieu Fitzbuttress | John Emmett |
| Robert | Eric Coombes |
| Lesley | M French |
| Judy | Barbara Gulliford |
| Basil Utterwood | David Hughes |
| Brigadier Gilliatt-Brown | Bill Allsworth |
| Vicar | Arthur Moorhouse |
| Lady Fitzbuttress | Eileen Emmett |
| Helga | Avril Gooding |
| Gen Sir Mallalieu Fitzbuttress | John Emmett |
| Robert | Eric Coombes |
| Lesley | M French |
| Judy | Barbara Gulliford |
| Basil Utterwood | David Hughes |
| Brigadier Gilliatt-Brown | Bill Allsworth |
| Vicar | Arthur Moorhouse |
| Role | Name |
|---|---|
| Directed by | David Watkin |
| Settings | Patrick Sanders |
| Stage Manager | Brian Robinson |
| Lighting | Roger Tozer |
| Lighting | John Reynolds |
| Assistant Stage Manager | Betty Holmes |
| Scenic Assistants | John Darlington |
| Scenic Assistants | Margaret Sanders |
| Properties | Susan Berry |
| Wardrobe | Nila Snazell |
| Scenic Assistants | John Darlington |
| Scenic Assistants | Bill Allsworth |
| Scenic Assistants | John Lock |
| House Manager | John Howe |
| Programmes | Noreen Marfell |
| Box Office | William |
| Box Office | Vera Rich |
| Coffee | Betty Lea |
| Coffee | Marjorie Balman |
| Directed by | David Watkin |
| Settings | Patrick Sanders |
| Stage Manager | Brian Robinson |
| Lighting | Roger Tozer |
| Lighting | John Reynolds |
| Assistant Stage Manager | Betty Holmes |
| Scenic Assistants | John Darlington |
| Scenic Assistants | Margaret Sanders |
| Properties | Susan Berry |
| Wardrobe | Nila Snazell |
| Scenic Assistants | John Darlington |
| Scenic Assistants | Bill Allsworth |
| Scenic Assistants | John Lock |
| House Manager | John Howe |
| Programmes | Noreen Marfell |
| Box Office | William |
| Box Office | Vera Rich |
| Coffee | Betty Lea |
| Coffee | Marjorie Balman |