| Author | Year | Venue |
| Ray Galton and John Antrobus | 1996 | Brewhouse Theatre 26th - 30th November 1996 |
| Character | Actor |
|---|---|
| Howard Swerling | Barrie Palmer |
| Penny | Sarah Nacey |
| Burglar | Mark Dawson |
| Jimmy | Jason Carter |
| Tove | Becky Harold |
| Captain Webber | John Burbery |
| Deirdre | Annette Balaam |
| Neighbour | John Fidell |
| Policeman | Matt Webber |
| Gorilla | Marcus Palmer |
| Inspector | Angela Widgery |
| Role | Name |
|---|---|
| Director | Nicola Webley |
| Assistant Director | Jason Carter |
| Stage Manager | Wendy Stark |
| DSM | Thelma Wander |
| ASM | Marcus Palmer |
| Prompt | Joy Reason |
| Sound | Tim Reid |
| Sound | Martin Jevon |
| Lights | Nick Cairns |
| Props | Alexandra (Sasha) Neklesa |
| Props | Clare Coe |
| Wardrobe | Rebecca Capell |
| Wardrobe | Gwen Henley |
| Set Design and Construction | George Lashbrook |
| Production Co-ordinator | Sylvia Fellgett |
| Publicity | Clare Coe |