| Author | Year | Venue |
| Sandy Wilson | 1980 | Brewhouse Theatre 9th – 13th December 1980 |
| Character | Actor |
|---|---|
| Hortense, a French Maid | Theresa Clarke |
| Maisie, Pupil at Madame Dubonnet’s Finishing School | Janet Wall |
| Dulcie, Pupil at Madame Dubonnet’s Finishing School | Avril Ross |
| Fay, Pupil at Madame Dubonnet’s Finishing School | Gwenneth Thomas |
| Nancy, Pupil at Madame Dubonnet’s Finishing School | Sue Devonold |
| Anglela, Pupil at Madame Dubonnet’s Finishing School | Angela Widgery |
| Polly Browne | Rose Sweeting |
| Marcel | Barry Palmer |
| Pierre | Allen Broom |
| Alphonse / Pepe | Martin Carpenter |
| Nicholas | Nick Wood |
| Madame Dubonnet | Pat Hudson |
| Bobby van Husen | Nigel West |
| Percival Browne | Neville Burbridge |
| Tony | Ray Jervis |
| Lord Brockhurst | Patrick Sanders |
| Lady Brockhurst | Phylis Baker |
| Waitress | Maria James |
| Role | Name |
|---|---|
| Directed by | Ian Ritchie |
| Stage Manager | Bob Hudson |
| Assistant Stage Manager | Dick Martin |
| Properties | Sue Berry |
| Properties | Geanette Keech |
| Properties | Edna Smith |
| Properties | Joyce Snazell |
| Lighting | Mark Wallace |
| Lighting | Janet Dodd |
| Lighting | Annie Chicken |
| Scenic Design | Patrick Sanders |
| Scenic Assistants | George Lashbrook |
| Scenic Assistants | Peter Hotchkiss |
| Wardrobe | Julie McLatchy |
| Hair Styles | Barbara Clarke |
| Prompt | Elizabeth Palmer |
| Production Assistants | Arthur Neal |
| Production Assistants | Graham Slater |
| Production Assistants | Vivian Spence |
| Dances arranged by | Leslie Gray |
| Musical Director | Lynda Fox |
| Back Cloths | James Fredericks Studios, Weston-Super-Mare |
| Costumes and stage properties | Strode Theatre |